welcome 2 wisconsin / i took this bc i felt racketstory might appreciate it
SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ur hot. Keep being hot.
she must have seen a fella over there…
Orrrrrr some teenage girls in the crowd wearing home-made Junior Jewels t-shirts…
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
even I can admit when we’ve gone too far
…I’d still eat them though.
I’m not gonna lie, I’d pile pumpkin spice hummus on a pumpkin cranberry tortilla chip just to see what it was like. I feel like I’d hit a pinnacle of autumn ridiculousness at that point, though, so I’d want to prepare adequately: put on an oversized sweater and five scarves, go out and run around in freshly fallen leaves while double fisting a pumpkin spice latte and a caramel apple cider, come back in and light a few apple pumpkin candles and also a cozy fire, carve ten pumpkins, bathe in pumpkin soup, put on eight pairs of knit socks, and then — THEN — I’d be ready.
— Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary (via captainofalltheships)
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